REVIEWS: Horror & SyFy, REVIEWS: Odd/Bizarre/Exploitation — November 12, 2013 at 12:09 am

REVIEW: Zombie Ass – Toilet of the Dead (2011)

zombie-ass-toilet-of-the-dead-2012Hands down – Japanese stand way above all others when it comes to showing bizarre creativity mixed with horror in a movie. Please welcome – “Zombie Ass – Toilet of the Dead”.

This kind of film title would make anyone at least curious. And Noboru Iguchi (the director) does his best to satisfy this curiosity.

A bunch of Japanese teens go into the woods, because one of them – a big boobed model-wanna be believes that there are specific worms in the area that can help her slim down and thus she will be getting all the auditions…

Not that anyone in their right set of mind would be eating worms, hoping for losing a lot of weight as quickly as possible, and yet this bimbo does just that.

It doesn’t take long before she starts farting all over the place, her stomach hurts like hell and so on. At the same time, the rest of the group stumbles on some very cheap-looking zombie, that tries to attack them.

The group runs off to some abandoned-looking village, where they try to look for help. The farting bimbo can’t hold it anymore (“it’s coming out!), and rushesh off to a toilet, where she’s about to relief herself…when zombies covered in shit start to arise underneath her (one of them even slaps her on the butt)…and all hell breaks loose.

Speaking of farts – “Zombie Ass – Toilet of the Dead” is probably the only film that has more farting scenes than zombie-related scenes. And the subtitles from Japanese are something else. Check some of them below (random):

“Shit men!”

“I detect a high concentration of filth”

“Why am I releasing a never ending fart?

“He’s throwing crap!”

“I killed him with my butt”

“That is a seriously fucked situation”

“Teeth from the butt of a beautiful girl”

“…that butt ate my bat”

“Out of boredom I watch action movies and practice. Blade! Equilibrium! Commando!”

“You fart and fart until you die. That’s your fate”

“I am going to get parasitic on your ass!”

“When human beings are threatened, i’ll fight. Even if I have to fart.”

So yes, these zombies fart, they throw shit at their victims (before biting them), and there’s a lot more going on that is simply hard to describe.

Special effects are mediocre, as old-school make-up is mixed with CGI shots here and there, however the sky-high level of creativity that we’re presented with regarding all the silly toilet humor, makes one forget about all the cheap CGI.

You must be wondering what else is there in “Zombie Ass – Toilet of the Dead”, aside from busty farting model and shit-throwing zombies? Well, there’s some nudity, a mad scientist, some martial arts, and a “queen parasite”.

Forget the acting, forget the story, just enjoy the brainless nonsense with all the farting zombies walking around, and a Japanese short skirt-wearing girl fighting them.

“Zombie Ass – Toilet of the Dead” can be classified as a horror-comedy, and if you like these type of flicks from the Japanese – give it a look. There’s a lot of toilet humor in this one, and some truly jaw-dropping scenes.

BZFILM SCALE: 6/10

 



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